Pay Per Post

I just created an account at Pay Per Post, and as a requirement I have to include a randomly generated sentence as part of this blog entry. So here's the sentence:

One size fits all rabbit costume

I just hope they approve my blog. Here's to hoping.

Girlfriend 5.0 vs. Wife 1.0

I was browsing through funny Internet and programming puns when I stumbled across this really funny forum thread. I just felt like sharing it because I'm sure most tech-savvy peeps would be able to get it.

NOTE: This is not my original work. The original source can be found here.

Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

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Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall'
doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to
allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support).

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use
these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and
Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Hope this helps.
Tech Support Team

Useless

Have you ever felt that some time in your lives? When it comes to the point that you ask yourself, "Why can't I be worth something to someone?". Well that's what I'm feeling as of the moment, useless, worthless, and a complete failure as a boyfriend.

My girlfriend and I have been together for almost 15 months now, and we've had our fair share of trials and hardships as a couple. Throughout those 15 months, we've developed a loving and wonderful relationship, but what I don't get is why she never reveals her thoughts, her feelings, her apprehensions on our relationship.

I'm not really an expert on relationships, but isn't it supposed to be founded upon love, trust, and open communication? That's where I feel I'm such a failure, because for almost 15 months, she still doesn't quite trust me enough to bare her thoughts and feelings. Every time I ask her what is wrong, she just says that it is nothing when in fact there is something. She has these ideas and thoughts about me that I know nothing about, and I can't help but feel utterly useless and pathetic, because all this time she still doesn't quite believe the things I say to her.

This post is going to come out on my Facebook wall within a few hours, and I don't know if she's gonna be able to read it. I do hope she does though, so that she'll realize how hurt I am and how pathetic I feel because she still doesn't quite have it in her to trust me completely.

Because GLOBELINES sucks!

That's why I'm stuck in an Internet cafe trying to do some research work and other stuff. I was supposed to be inside my room comfortably surfing and getting my job done when all of a sudden my ISP decided to be such a D*CK. This is really a hassle because I can't really get a lot of work done because of the limited time I have for logging in (Internet cafe rates are a killer, trust me).

New Layout

I decided to change the layout of my blog. It's still under modifications and I'm trying to come up with a much better theme. I hope I can have the time (not to mention the energy) to spend working on it. Well, best of luck to me.

And A Good Morning To You!

So we were informed that we can get the results of our project proposal this morning, and after that we proceed to making the project requirements, or go back to the planning table and come up with a new proposal. It's really striking up at my nerves, having to wait if we get to proceed and all. I wish they'd just tell us directly and get on with it rather than having to have to wait.

13 Months

A few hours ago marked the 13th month of our relationship with my girlfriend. It's been a great 13 months and I've really grown to love her more and more. What's just bothering is the fact that she never even texted as much as a single greeting, which is far from the usual because we normally always greet each other at the stroke of 12 midnight. I really don't understand what's going on or what she is feeling right now, and I can't ask her because she's at work and probably busy but what's bothering me is she was able to access her Facebook and post something there about being unhappy and disturbed about something, but I can't figure out what it is and I'm guessing she won't be able to tell me until maybe when she gets off work. I just can't take the fact that she has time for Facebook but didn't even have time to at least send a text message.

I know I'm probably just being paranoid here, but I just can't stand it when something is bothering her, I just want to protect her all the time and keep her happy and safe. I wish she would tell me what was going on, or what happened that disturbed her a lot. It's a little frustrating especially when I don't know if it has something to do with us or whatever.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP TODAY!

Back Again

It's been seven, yes SEVEN, months since I last posted anything here. To be really honest, I'm seriously contemplating on whether I should continue to blog or not. With so many upcoming deadlines and much hassle as I start my last year as a student, I'm not quite certain whether I can squeeze in some time to speak what's on my mind (not that anyone would care what I would have to say).